Welcome to the latest and greatest tech roundup where the AI gets smarter, the gadgets get thinner, and Google decides to play the gradient game with its logo. Buckle up as we dive into the tech news whirlpool, pulling up nuggets of insight (and the occasional laugh).

Hail to the AI Chiefs: Jared Kaplan and the Slowing Progress of Reasoning Models

Anthropic's Jared Kaplan Takes the Stage
If you haven’t heard of Anthropic yet, it’s time to crawl out from under your rock and into the AI spotlight. Jared Kaplan, the co-founder and Chief Science Officer of Anthropic, is gracing us with his presence at TechCrunch Sessions: AI on June 5 at UC Berkeley’s Zellerbach Hall. With AI's narrative looking more intricate than a Christopher Nolan film, Kaplan is sure to bring some clarity—or at least some mind-bending plot twists.

The Age of AI Plateau?
In a turn of events that’s like discovering your favorite TV show has been canceled, an Epoch AI report suggests that reasoning AI models might hit a plateau soon. These models, such as OpenAI's o3, are the brainiacs of the AI world, but it appears their capacity for improvement may slow down. It’s like AI is doing its best impression of a teenager—full of potential but not always living up to it.

Key Takeaways

  • Jared Kaplan will speak at TechCrunch Sessions: AI—mark your calendars!
  • AI models may soon hit a performance plateau, according to Epoch AI.

The Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge: Thin is In, but at What Cost?

Samsung’s new S25 Edge is here, proving that sometimes less is more—unless we're talking about battery life. At 5.8mm thin, it's so svelte it could probably squeeze into those skinny jeans you wore in 2005. But don’t let its figure fool you; this phone packs a punch with a 200MP camera and Qualcomm Snapdragon 8 Elite chip.

But Wait, There’s More... or Less?
The trade-off? A 3,900mAh battery that’s as small as your chances of winning the lottery. Samsung promises 24 hours of life—assuming you don’t use it like a millennial on TikTok. It's like having a sports car that can't handle a road trip: sleek and fast, but you'll need a pit stop sooner than you'd like.

Key Takeaways

  • Samsung S25 Edge is ultra-thin but comes with a smaller battery.
  • Priced at $1,100, it's available for pre-order with some juicy trade-in deals.

The Curious Case of Google’s Gradient G

While Google’s new gradient logo might not seem like a big deal, it’s akin to a celebrity going from wearing black-and-white to a full rainbow wardrobe—unexpected and likely to be talked about. The shift is subtle but notable, especially in a company known for its solid-color simplicity. Could this be a trend setting precedent for the next wave of minimalist design, or just Google's way of keeping us on our toes?

The World of AI-Enabled Scams: Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Meta

In a plot twist worthy of a horror movie, Jamie Lee Curtis found herself battling a deepfaked ad on Facebook. Despite her best attempts, including a public plea to Mark Zuckerberg, the ad lingered until public shame came to the rescue. It's a reminder that AI can be both a friend and a foe, much like that one friend who always forgets their wallet.

Conclusion: The New Frontier of Tech

In the ever-evolving tech landscape, we're like sailors navigating uncharted waters, armed with the latest gadgets and a wind of caution. The AI plateau may slow us down, but it also gives us a moment to reflect and innovate beyond the current horizons. And as tech giants like Google and Samsung tweak their offerings, we’re reminded that innovation is as much about subtlety as it is about groundbreaking leaps.

As we sail into the future, may our compasses point us towards meaningful progress, and may our sails be filled with the winds of creativity and ethical foresight. After all, in the world of tech, the journey is just as important as the destination.