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Can Boudreaux Sue?

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Subject: Can Boudreaux Sue?

Down south, Boudreaux called his attorney and asked, "Is it true

they're

suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Boudreaux, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them

fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that

true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Boudreaux."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot

coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and

still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are

you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue

Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"

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