msdos6 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital. He now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Edna the news, he said, "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in the saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon Did you say I can go home?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flashh4 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Love it !!! love it !!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Oh, that's good Copy, paste, email and thanks, msdos!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Yes that is a good one..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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