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Chinese Sick Leave

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I

really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.

"The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you

today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

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