bozodog Report post Posted March 16, 2006 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hostedby a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremelyyoung, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached theSergeant Major for conversation."Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Issomething bothering you?""Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.""The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It lookslike you have seen a lot of action.""Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "Youknow, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this thewrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?""1955, ma'am.""Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit takingeverything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his handand led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him severaltimes.Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest andsaid, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-factvoice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan72 Report post Posted March 16, 2006 good one bozodog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Report post Posted March 16, 2006 Now that's funny, right there!jr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Report post Posted March 16, 2006 And I was feeling bad for the guy!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites