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The Sea By Kindergartners

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This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age

6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea

all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of

its head. (Billy age 6)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes

back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds

to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors

would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better

off eating beans. (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.

How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting.

Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves

under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into

chargers. (Christopher age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and

it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia

put them there. (Russ age 5)

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When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and

it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

That sounds like something my son would say :D

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you girls just watch out for the octopii hehe

btw Bozodog what have you done with the Brit, haven't seen him in chat recently

Also how is the paw doing now?

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Everything is fine, Robroy and Drew. Time just seems to get away from us. (newlyweds and all.) Saturday will be one year! Paw is doing just grea-a-at! I'm looking forward to getting back to work real soon. Hey Drew, when do you get legal again? I'm buyin'!

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