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An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only

willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After

several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a

personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his

entire life in the Australian outback.

They end up getting married. On their wedding

night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare

for the festivities. When she returns to the

bedroom, she finds her new husband standing

naked in the middle of the room. All the

furniture from the room had been piled in

one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like

a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

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hi bozodog

typical oz joke

i heard it in another version

but i dare not post it here

as it is a bit saucy


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