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> A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded

> above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,"Because you

have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

>

> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can

ride over anytime I want."

>

> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. think of the enormous

> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach

> the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will

> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for

me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and

think of something that

> would honor and glorify me."

>

> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I

wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what

> she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what

> she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly

> happy."

>

> The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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