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PINK CURTAINS

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she

wants a pair of pink curtains.

He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her

many kinds an different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink

floral pattern.

The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES! What room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLooooooo . . . . . . . .

I've got Windows.!!"

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