You Know You're Getting "old" When

[Chappy]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING "OLD" WHEN

~ You and your teeth don't sleep together.

~ You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you

aren't wearing any.

~ At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not

eating cereal.

~ You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

~ It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

~ When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

~ When happy hour is a nap.

~ When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money

does . .

~ When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

~ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

~ It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

~ Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

~ The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

~ Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

~ You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head

the whole time.

~ You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

~ You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember

being on top of it.

[bar5]

That is so funny

Barb

[Sped]

~ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

LOL sooo true.

[rv56]

Good one Chappy.....

[handplane]

OMG!!!

Do you mean, that I have this to look forward to???

[Vile_DR]

The age old antics...anyone pick up that map to neverland?