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Squirrels At Church

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There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian

Church , the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic

Church.

Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to

do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they

determined that the

squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere

with God's divine will.

In the METHODIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in

the baptistery Bowl.

The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery bowl

and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there

were twice as many

there the next week.

The Catholic group got together and decided that they were not in a

position

to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels

and set

them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels

were back.

But -- the BAPTIST CHURCH came up with the best and most effective

solution.

They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the

church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

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They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the

church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

:lol::lol:

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