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The Best Genie Story Ever...

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> >>>> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of

> >>>> golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first

> >>>> shot right through the window of the biggest house

> >>>> adjacent to the course.

> >>>>

> >>>> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now

> >>>> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize

> >>>> and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost

> >>>> us."

> >>>> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on

> >>>> the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

> >>>>

> >>>> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was

> >>>> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken

> >>>> antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces

> >>>> of window glass.

> >>>>

> >>>> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the

> >>>> people that broke my window?"

> >>>>

> >>>> "Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the

> >>>> husband replied.

> >>>>

> >>>> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank

> >>>> you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in

> >>>> that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've

> >>>> released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll

> >>>> give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll

> >>>> keep the last one for myself."

> >>>>

> >>>> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a

> >>>> moment and blurted out "I'd like a million dollars a

> >>>> year for the rest of my life."

> >>>>

> >>>> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the

> >>>> least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy

> >>>> life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?"

> >>>> the genie asked."

> >>>>

> >>>> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with

> >>>> servants in every country in the world," she said.

> >>>>

> >>>> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes

> >>>> will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural

> >>>> disasters!"

> >>>>

> >>>> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your

> >>>> wish, genie?"

> >>>>

> >>>> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and

> >>>> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand

> >>>> years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

> >>>>

> >>>> The husband looked at his wife and said,"Gee, honey,

> >>>> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those

> >>>> houses. What do you think?"

> >>>>

> >>>> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You

> >>>> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I

> >>>> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

> >>>>

> >>>> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband,

> >>>> "I'd do the same for you!

> >>>> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they

> >>>> spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

> >>>> The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of

> >>>> non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked

> >>>> directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and

> >>>> your husband?"

> >>>>

> >>>> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

> >>>>

> >>>> "No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both

> >>>> of you still believe in genies?!?!?"

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LMSFARO!!!!!

(laugh my stupid friggin a** right off!!)

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