0 To 200 In 4 Seconds


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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He

wanted a new truck :thumbsup: . She wanted a fast little sports-like car :matrix: so she

could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck B) , but everything

she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4

seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." :rolleyes:

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. :P

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to

the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service :ph34r: . Please

send your donations to the "Think before you say things to your wife

foundation".

:lol:

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