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Milk Bath?

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A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note

for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the

note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant

1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde

came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15

gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15

gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk

bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?" The blonde

said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

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