Shadow_Thomas Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job".The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage The starting salary is $200,000 a year."The guy says, "You're bullshi**ing me!"The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Naming is hard Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 hahah...that made me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Good one Shadow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan72 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 LOL nice one but i wish that job was reali would apply in a heart beat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Yep...that social worker has heard them all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Good one Shadow Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KeithLDick Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Nice one Shadow.... hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Moral.Don't BS a BS'er. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Now that's good!!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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