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The Armless And Legless Women.

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Well there's this guy jogging through the park. He spots a women with no arms or legs on a bench crying. He goes up to her and asks her why she's crying. She says "I've never been hugged before." So the guy hugs her and continues his jog. The next day, he's jogging and sees her again and she's crying again. He asks her why she's cryin this time. She says "I've never been kissed before." Well the guy kisses her and continues on. Then the next she's there cying again. The guy asks her why she is crying this time. She says "I've never been screwed before." So the guy carries her to the beach then throws her in the ocean. He then hollers out "You're screwed now."

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