Ethel, The Wheelchair Demon

[cherokeechief]

Subject: Ethel, the Wheelchair Demon

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the

nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on

the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a

picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join

in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Crazy

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"Stop!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held

it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped

out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.

Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm

stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in

his hand. "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

[bearskin]

cherokeechief I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[IEatHardDrives]

OMG

[cowsgonemadd3]

That was sad. How nasty. How is this even funny?

[cherokeechief]

That was sad. How nasty. How is this even funny?

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you have not been in a nursing home have you?

i spent 2 months in one.

[handplane]

[tg1911]

:lol: