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*raises glass* Skol!

Skol is Danish for "cheers", but the word actually means "cup". Probably invented by a bunch of drunken Vikings who ran out of things to toast to, so they toasted their cups... :thumbsup:

Liz

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*raises glass*  Skol!

Skol is Danish for "cheers", but the word actually means "cup".  Probably invented by a bunch of drunken Vikings who ran out of things to toast to, so they toasted their cups... :thumbsup:

Liz

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LOL! *Raises glass* I toast your cup too!

(oops fixed spelling error that made me look like I've had enough.)

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Noooononono, the Danes know where it's at. The start drinking in the morning and don't stop until it gets dark in July (almost land of the midnight sun there). My trip there was a three week binge, what I can remember of it, that is :D

Skol!

Liz

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A drunk stumbles into a bar and orders a drink.

“I am sorry, sir, but it is not our policy to serve drunks here. You will have to go elsewhere,†replies the bartender.

“Ah screw you! Who needs your drinks anyway?†says the drunk as he leaves.

The drunk comes back in the side door of the bar and orders another drink.

Much to the surprise of the drunk, the bartender refuses the man again.

“What the hell is the world coming to when a man can’t get a damn drink?†remarks the drunk as he stumbles away a second time.

Again, the drunk comes in the back door and once again sits at the bar and orders a drink, visibly upset by now.

The bartender the tells the man, “Listen buddy, this is the last time I am going to tell you, I am not going to get you a drink. Now beat it.â€

The drunk looks quite confused and then roars, “How many damn bars do you work at?â€

Hey everybody. :)

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:D:D:D Oh, that's a good one, tjet. You need to post that in the Comedy Club, too.

Hey yourself! :thumbsup:

Liz

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Darn storm passed to the south. The lawn can still wait. :lol:

Well I guess we're going to get a bigger storm. They just warned us of possible tornadoes hitting us. I may not get to stay up late tonight and post. :angry:

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Ya know what this place needs....a couple of pool tables in the back, over there by the jukebox.

If you just move those tables from there to over here, then you could fit in 2 tables and maybe a dart board too.

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Ya know what this place needs....a couple of pool tables in the back, over there by the jukebox.

If you just move those tables from there to over here, then you could fit in 2 tables and maybe a dart board too.

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My old bar had two pool tables, two dart boards plus a few video and pinball games. I miss that place. :(

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I played in a bar once where the stage was a piece of plywood laid over two pool tables. Being the drummer I was in the back right on the edge. Needless to say I didn't drink my usual quantity due to fear of falling off.

TT_75 I sent you pm.

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I played in a bar once where the stage was a piece of plywood laid over two pool tables. Being the drummer I was in the back right on the edge. Needless to say I didn't drink my usual quantity due to fear of falling off.

TT_75 I sent you pm.

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Great link in that PM. We should share it. We can call it amateur night at the bar.icon8.gif

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Hi TT,

I just got home. i could use a vodka and ice tea w/lemon and no sugar.

can i run a tab?

thanks,

Pat

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Here's a toast to BESTTECHIE  and all our new members!  :thumbsup:

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Aww geez am I too late.... :huh:.... I just got in.

Bud please in a glass...

*raises glass* Cheers

...to the new members!!!

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Hi TT,

I just got home. i could use a vodka and ice tea w/lemon and no sugar.

can i run a tab?

thanks,

Pat

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Happy Hour 6-8 PM. 1/2 price. Tabs are fine. :thumbsup:

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Have fun. Take turns serving. I have to get ready to batten down the hatches. Storm is just a couple miles off so I'm going to have to shutdown and unplug for a few hours.

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Hey, just noticed this place, can I have a Coke, seeing that I am underage. B)

Btw, do you guys have chicken wings? :P

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guiness please, man I love that black stuff. Kicks good after a few

Can I get a rye whiskey on the side

whiskey ... from the gaelic 'water of life' sounds about right

In fact a round on me for all the legal age customers

TT we will save you one for after the storm

Anyone for pool or darts

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....wait a minute....we're supposed to pay for drinks here??? Ooops. Put my tab on Robroy's :thumbsup:

skol!

Liz

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uisghe beatha, in fact a double please

Your welcome Liz

I just saved a buncjh of money by switching to

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