Choosing A Wife

[Chappy]

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three

likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon

gets her hair done, new make up and buys

several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells

him that she has done this to be more

attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set

of golf clubs, some new gizmos for

his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts,

she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several

times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she

wants to save for their future because

she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

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Men are like that, you know.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today

than on Alzheimer's research. This means

that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky

boobs and huge erections and

absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[cowsgonemadd3]

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today

than on Alzheimer's research. This means

that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky

boobs and huge erections and

absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Wow now thats a thought......