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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had

to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim

that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12

year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit

that he also had a deformity too.

Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My

penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with

that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant

size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon.

Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,

teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants

she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find

out what was wrong.

"You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

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