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Internetaholics Anonymous

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Hello.

Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary-eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is?

Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your internet addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help. We're a non-profit society of recovering addicts like yourself that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings designed to help you cope with your problem.

We feature a twelve-step recovery program and in extreme cases, interventions. Although it is our firm belief that you are never "cured", you most certainly can recover.

We have designed a brief checklist to determine if you are an addict. Do you:

1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?

2) Check e-mail more than five times a day?

3) Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping?

4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?

5) Leave your name and information at countless sites if only to hope you'll receive a reply one day from a company you'll never do business with anyway?

6) Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?

7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?

Cool Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you'd usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?

9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?

10) All of the above?

If you answered yes to four or more questions (or chose #10), you have a problem. Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous at: 1-800-LOGOFFNOWFORYOUROWNSAKE.

We're here, we're free, and we're confidential. The first step to recovery is admission that you have a problem. Call us today. If you can power off to free up your phone line, that is.

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hehaha!

If every  Internetaholic on these forums called that "number", these forums would be empty :lol:

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Isn't that the truth.

I'm on the internet waaaaaaaaaaay too long. :lol::lol:

Barb :D

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I have no problem.... :huh: ...really...I have no problem.. :( ....honest....I have no problem... :wacko: ....I have no..

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nor me, honest I don't. It wasn't me that was shakingwhen I got back from vacation only to find ................NO INTERNET................. they can't do this to me. Cut off my internet, they will pay big time, hope they have their wills in order

No I don't need the net, I don't

ok just for a few minutes a day to check work email

okjust 3 - 4 hrs a day to chat and surf

but I didn't inhale so I'm not addictedhaha4.gif

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*pats Robroy on top of the head* There, there....I know its only because you wanted to clean up your inbox because you're a tidy person, right??? Ok, call me an enabler.... :thumbsup:

Liz

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