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if your an american

. You can have a woman president without electing her.

> 2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.

> 3. You can call Budweiser beer.

> 4. You can be a crook and still be president.

> 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.

> 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.

> 7. You get to be really obese.

> 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems

> to care.

> 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".

> 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

> 10a. When you're not.

> 10b. At all.

> Envy is a bitch!

>

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Sounds about right, Marty, and colour does look prettier with the "u"! except Budweiser is not a beer (haven't had a decent one since I was in Denmark!)

Liz

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Sounds about right, Marty, and colour does look prettier with the "u"!  except Budweiser is not a beer (haven't had a decent one since I was in Denmark!)

Liz

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I used to drink beer in the philippines called San Miguel....I drank a lot of it...I drank a hell of a lot of it....I drank more than my share.

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Bearskin, that's the one problem (or good thing, I can't quite decide...) with travelling outside the US.....but at least we can't drive outside the US :thumbsup:

I went to Denmark with a Dance Troupe as a chaperone. The moms "had a good time", heck they start drinking over there around 10am, and when in Denmark, live like the Danish, right??.. The kids thought we were "just terrible" and were totally ashamed of us! :D

Liz

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Sounds about right, Marty, and colour does look prettier with the "u"!  except Budweiser is not a beer (haven't had a decent one since I was in Denmark!)

Liz

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I used to drink beer in the philippines called San Miguel....I drank a lot of it...I drank a hell of a lot of it....I drank more than my share.

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did you get pissed?i dont drink any more

so i forgot what the feeling is like.

marty

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