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THE TOILET SEAT

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks

to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to

doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take

care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting

in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,

she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her

to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.

Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her

to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study

how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......

I just never saw one mounted and framed."

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THE TOILET SEAT

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks

to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to

doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take

care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting

in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,

she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her

to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.

Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her

to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study

how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......

I just never saw one mounted and framed."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

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