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There's a guy tending bar in the early evening when a couple of blondes walk in and order two martinis. Since the waitresses aren't there yet, he mixes them and brings them to their table, where they hear them gabbing like a couple of high school girls before their senior prom. As soon as they get the martinis, the first one says "here's to 21 days! Yay! 21 days!" and they toast one another.

About 10 minutes later, another couple of blondes walk in and order a round of martinis for the whole table. He mixes them and brings them over and again, they get all excited and toast each other, saying "21 days! Yay! 21 days!"

Finally, another blonde walks in with something covered with a small cloth. She puts the box on the table, goes up to the bar and orders a bottle of champagne and five glasses. As the bartender brings it over to the table, he sees that there's a Snoopy jigsaw puzzle on the table. As he pops the cork for the ladies, his curiosity finally gets the best of him and he asks what the ladies are celebrating.

The blonde with the puzzle says "well, when we bought this puzzle, the box said 4-6 years, but we finished it in only 21 days! Yay! 21 days!"

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