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Hubby Pie

Can be prepared 20 years ahead.

Ingredients ..

crust:

1 hard-skinned hubby

1 comfortable sofa

filling:

1 TV remote control

6 pack of coke or beer

1 packet chips [crisps]

1 family size pizza

1 large serve nacho

1 melted cheese sandwich

15 years patience

lifetime of living care

1 ounce of resignation

Method:

Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased and comfortable

sofa and leave to set [probably will take length of one sport show], remove

from family room and bring to the kitchen to finish filling.

Mix TV control, chip packet, pizza, hot-dog, nachos and cheese

sandwich on a large tray. Add 6-pack of coke or beer slowly [to avoid excess

gas], bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation. Be careful

to place hubby and filling carefully back in front of the TV so as not to

disturb the view of the screen and leave to solidify indefinitely.

Head back to your computer and have a marvelous time chatting with

your online friends UNDISTURBED!! or GO SHOPPING!

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