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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn

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I was hanging out with a neighbor, talking into the wee hours of the night. As I was leaving the sun was coming up over the horizon. I opened the garden gate and it almost fell off. "I'll go get some tools and fix it for you," I said. I only lived two doors down and quickly got a screwdriver and some screws and fixed the gate. As I wave goodbye and start walking home she remembers to thank me, yelling, "Hey! Thanks for the screw!"

Err ...

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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn

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I was hanging out with a neighbor, talking into the wee hours of the night. As I was leaving the sun was coming up over the horizon. I opened the garden gate and it almost fell off. "I'll go get some tools and fix it for you," I said. I only lived two doors down and quickly got a screwdriver and some screws and fixed the gate. As I wave goodbye and start walking home she remembers to thank me, yelling, "Hey! Thanks for the screw!"

Err ...

Hee hee..To funny! What to do? Suck it in and strut or look around to see if the missus just picked up that ax you carelessly left lying by the firewood!! i'm horrid .. i know!

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