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>>Idiot Sightings!

>>Be careful...be v-e-r-y careful.


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired.

>>The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did

>>not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,

>>and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2

>>horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4

>>horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO,

>>it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair



>>IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new

>>neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the

>>removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The

>>reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think

>>this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman ,

>>KS __________________________________________________


>>went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person

>>behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but

>>they only had

>>iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City !


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an

>>airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage

>>without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my

>>knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

>>Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to

>>cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged

>>coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I

>>explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

>>Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing


>>She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker:

>>She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented

>>cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another

>>word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that



>>stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip

>>back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't

>>understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas

>>County Sheriff's office, no less.


>>IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-


>>ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

>>We went to the service department and found a mechanic working

>>feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the

>>passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered

>>that it was unlocked. "Hey," I

>>announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know

>>- I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton

>>, Mississippi !

Happi Daze

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True story: I came home from work and noted the person I was living with, a true blonde, had dyed her hair brown. "That's odd," I thought. So (I'm a man, I don't know when to shut up) I asked, "Carolyn, why'd you dye your hair brown?" "You know how slow my hair grows?," she said, "The hair stylist said brown hair grows faster than blonde hair."


Like I said, a true blonde.

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yes jd in nz we have the right hand driving rule

and this lady was stopped

[by the traffic warden

and said why didnt you indicate you were turning left


my arm was to short as i couldnt

put it out the left window to indicate i was turning left

[i wonder what happend to indicater lights]


[in nz you are allowed put your arm out the window and indicate were you are turning

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