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Ten Reasons God Created Woman

I'm sure there must be more than 10 but this was a good start!!!

Ten Reasons God Created Woman

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he

wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV

remote. ( Parenthetically, it has been noted that

men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new

one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never

be able to handle labor pains and

childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else

that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all .

(Tada .. drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)

>God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:

"I can do better than that."

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Men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.

Holy cow, is that true or what?

God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

A friend/co-worker asked me a 'guy' question concerning her new boyfriend, "Why does he continue to wear his worn out underwear?"

There IS no answer for that, is there? We. Just. Do.

Now I can tell her it started in the Garden of Eden!

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ha ha ha

underware for what ever reason has been an enigma for men

ime sitting here in my underpants i bought last year

it is worn out but comfy

i have plenty of of new ones

that Must be it COMFY

as a point of interest

does my text look faded and small

ime posting this from kubuntu

and darned if i can get the display right

i dont know where to go to do it

marty

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Your text looks fine on my end, Marty.

And Son eats breakfast every warm day on his apartment balcony....yup, in his underware.....Good thing I toss his worn ones (while he isn't looking) and buy him flashy boxers every Christmas :thumbsup:

Liz

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... At least ours only ... costs 5 bucks for a pack of 3 ...

We do luck out on things like that. :unsure:

But then if they're so cheap, why do we STILL refuse to buy 'em? :lol:

Because who really wants to walk up to the check-out counter with a pack of underwear? :blush: \

I love those new self-check out devices....

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dosent that apply to condoms

as well as

underware

men dont like buying condoms

or at least asking for them

i remember when i bought my first ones

i asked for safetys

and i got razor blades

i didnt have the guts to

say no i mean c-----ms

marty

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... who really wants to walk up to the check-out counter with a pack of underwear? :blush: \ ...

Good point, even browsing the undie aisle is uncomfortable (do I really need to see a mannequin with a package way larger than mine right there in front of my face? :lol: ). I only started keeping things new-ish when I started buying online (plus due to my being XL the selection in stores is minimal, and by the way, why are the extra large sizes always down there by the floor? I have to crawl around on my knees just to find my size!).

(Odd turn of topic, huh?)

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