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Do You Know Your State Motto?

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Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else

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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an Attorney

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The Sheep Are Scared

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Seriously, don't pronounce the "S"! :lol:

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Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an Attorney

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tennessee: The Educashun State

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vermont: Yep

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The Sheep Are Scared

:lol:

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One big happy family...........................except for me, I wasn't born anywhere near here

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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