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>A first grade school teacher in Virginia had

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>twenty-five students in her class. She presented

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>each child in her classroom the first half of a well

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>known proverb and asked them to come up with the

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>remainder of the proverb.

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>It's hard to believe these were actually done

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>by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

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>While reading, keep in mind that these are first

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>graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a

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>classic!

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>1. Don't change horses...........................until they stop running.

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>2. Strike while the.................................bug is close.

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>3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.

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>4. Never under estimate the power of ......termites.

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>5. You can lead a horse to water but .... how?

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>6. Don't bite the hand that .....................looks dirty.

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>7. No news is........................................impossible.

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>8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr.

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>9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math.

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>10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.

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>11. Love all, trust ................................ me.

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>12. The pen is mightier than the ...........pigs.

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>13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.

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>14. Where there's smoke there's ............pollution

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>15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.

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>16. A penny saved is ...........................not much.

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>17 Two's company, three's ........ .......... the Musketeers

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>18 Don't put off till tomorrow what ....... you put on to go to bed.

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>19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to

>blow your nose.

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>20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.

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>21. Children should be seen and not .....spanked or grounded.

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>22. If at first you don't succeed ............ get new batteries.

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>23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the

>box.

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>24. When the blind lead the blind ......... get out of the way.

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>And the WINNER and last one!

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>25. Better late than.................................... pregnant

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