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>> >> A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95

>> >> about 2 miles south of the

>> >> Georgia/South Carolina state line.

>> >>

>> >> When the Trooper asked the driver why he was

>> >> speeding, the driver answered

>> >> that he was a magician and a

>> >> juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a

>> >> show that night at the

>> >> Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

>> >>

>> >> The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by

>> >> juggling, and if the driver

>> >> would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't

>> >> give him a ticket.

>> >>

>> >> The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of

>> >> his equipment on ahead

>> >> and didn't have anything to juggle.

>> >>

>> >> The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the

>> >> trunk of his patrol car

>> >> and asked if he could juggle them.

>> >>

>> >> The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper

>> >> got three flares, lit them

>> >> and handed them to the juggler.

>> >>

>> >> While the man was doing his juggling act, a car

>> >> pulled in behind the patrol

>> >> car.

>> >> A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and

>> >> watched the performance

>> >> briefly.

>> >> He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear

>> >> door and got in.

>> >>

>> >> The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to

>> >> the patrol car, opened

>> >> the door and asked the drunk what

>> >> he thought he was doing.

>> >>

>> >> The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to

>> >> jail, cause there's no

>> >> way in hell I can pass that test."

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