Psychiatric Hotline


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RING...RING...HELLO

"welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

if you are obsessive- compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly

if you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2

if you have multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5, and 6

if you are paranoid- delusional we know who you are and what you want.

just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

if you are manic-depressive it doesn't matter which number you press.

no one will answer."

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