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The Pearly Gates

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,

I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,

but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you.'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple minutes ago...'

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