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An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male

buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of

coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling another male buffalo with

the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want

coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess

from yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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