Some Thoughts On Getting Older


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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go

along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.

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You're not old enough yet, Jdoors, the correct term is "Sonny Boy" ;)

Love it! And not admitting a thing as I'm emailing all this to my younger sisters! :D

Liz

Who's old?

Heh....what......what you say?.....speak up.....I can't hear you.......where's my glasses......

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You're not old enough yet, Jdoors, ...

Listen Missy, don't confuse my sophomoric sense of humor or general immaturity with youth. :lol:

Nighttime trips to the john, hearing going, sight's going, aches and pains, yelling at the neighbor's kids, what more proof do you need? ;)

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:D:D Oh, I forgot, you're the "mean old man who confiscates toys", JDoors ;):D;) And thanks for calling me "missy", I feel twenty years younger! (Ohhhh, I still remember the first time the bagboy at the grocery store called me "ma'am"! I wondered which old lady he was talking to...and it was *gasp* ME! :blink: )

And a big "ehhhhh??" to Joe. Maybe we're all a bunch of oldfarts, but we're seventeen year olds on the inside aren't we?

Liz

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