bobbynichols

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  1. Doctor visit A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr. gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with
  2. ... Chubby Hubby beer.....................gut................................sheesh.............. ..someone has pictures of me. ... Fluffy..... (I'm fluffy... not fat!!!)
  3. ... death ..... From the movie "Meet Joe Black""(1998) "Drew: the truth is, joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as death and taxes. Joe Black: Death and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: *Death* and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: What an odd pairing."
  4. ... Whine..... "I wanna go to Miami!!!"
  5. I agree (as a non-techie) that PDF is over-blown. Given the ability when researching in Google to view either a PDF document or the alternate HTML document, I always choose the HTML doc rather than waiting for Adobe's ap to load and then having to (seemingly) fiddle with the document to read it. I could be wrong but the PDF doc doesn't highlight my key words like the HTML doc does when using a Google link. When reading news and comments on some news aggregators Foxitt is a slam dunk when reading said offending PDF documents. I thought the following quote from the article you cited was som
  6. original Joe's... same as irregularJoes?