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  1. I know post count doesnt matter but....well im half way thru my training at SWI! Got a few more logs to solve and I can take the test. Its hard! But im getting there besides it will help me and others!
  2. LOL hey your new too! Im now at 3 forums! LOL head is spinning....
  3. That is a good idea. I will take it into thought. Although I was thinking of making a Tips and Tricks Category. My ideah 100%! I have so many windows tips it aint funny about 100 and am wiating to share what should I do! Very good tips!
  4. But right now im going thru training at SWI forums! Does that still count. I also have a account on with over 1000 posts!
  5. Well good for you! I need to post some more jokes!
  6. Post your jokes here! But keep them clean! A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!" Family Reunion You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend. Redneck Marriage How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck. Toothbrush Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been anywhere else, it would have been a TEETHbrush Here is a very good joke. One of my favorites A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Ma Bad Drivers There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
  7. Please vote and tell me why you are voting for bush or kerry. Tell me what you think. WHo will win BUSH OR KERRY? Im sorry posted in wrong forum.....please move it to general......
  8. Spam use the bounce to sender on emails like this so they dont think your email is valid.....bounce not foward!
  9. I use the ones in my sig and many others! Like and panicware popup blocker which reminds me you only get pop ups if you have adware or spyware in your pc. So get you hijackthis log checked if you get pop ups. I dont even use paniware I just have it on my pc! Hey TG1911 its cows!
  10. Its sure helps the mods! Hey how can I become a mod here or a HJT team member?
  11. Good luck! Me between 3 sites here ANd SWI forums.........
  12. Ok Im new to this bord! Um...But let me just say im not a newbie! LOL ive posted over 1000 posts on Well About the sp2 you can get the full version of it on cd from microsoft free! Shipped to you! Heres a link get it while they have copies left!