handplane

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  1. "OH, how the mighty has fallen"!!! Enough said.
  2. A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?" The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chanc
  3. From Microsoft: Delete a file in My Documents.
  4. Hope you can get some help from this Google Search.
  5. Sorry, should have previewed my first post. Try again, Rename the folder and try deleting it.
  6. Have you tried to replace foldername with the name of the folder to be deleted. This should delete a folder with all its subfolders.
  7. This may help!! Light vs Electricity
  8. Got the following e-mail today: -- Worm.Win32.Sober.L Alert! --- A new variant of the Sober worm is spreading fast. As it's predecessors, Sober.L spreads as an email attachment in emails which are sent to all email addresses found on the victim's harddisk. Even if the executable file is packed in a .ZIP file, many users open the file and activate the worm this way. For novice users it's hard to see that it is a worm generated email because the email subject is "your password + accountnumber !". The email body text is the following: hi, i've got an admin mail with a Password and Account info!
  9. jennie171, What problems are you having? dknoppix Are you talking about posting photos? If so, you can see I didn't have that problem.
  10. ITALIAN CONFESSION An elderly Italian man who lived near Monte Casino went to the local church for Confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a very young, beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a very wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
  11. A Louisiana Ghost Story This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out-of-state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could barely see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly, he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghost-like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real
  12. The following is from help in notepad. Have you tried this method? To cut, copy, paste, or delete text To cut text so you can move it to another location, select the text, and then on the Edit menu click Cut. To copy text so you can paste it in another location, select the text, and then on the Edit menu click Copy. To paste text you have cut or copied, place the cursor where you want to paste the text, and then on the Edit menu click Paste. To delete text, select it, and then on the Edit menu click Delete.
  13. Hey fellas, will the following from Microsoft help any? Virus and restore points
  14. Hell, I think she looks great!!!!
  15. Not what you were expecting, was it??!! The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland. She is 7'4" and weighs 320.
  16. handplane

    Old News

    IMHO, I'm sorry to say, too many have already forgotten.
  17. G-Mail for troops not needed!!! Check the site above. "Thank you for wanting to donate your GMail invitations to this worthy cause! We presently have a sufficient number of donations to service present and anticipated future requests by servicemembers for Gmail accounts. Because of people like you, together we have made a difference. Thank you!"
  18. Answer for question #3. http://www.safer-networking.org/en/faq/20.html
  19. handplane

    Abilon

    Will this help you? Abilon
  20. An old codger in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made