handplane

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  1. Happy Mother's Day Ladies
  2. I wouldn't know about being a baby boomer, but i did think these were funny! It was fun being a baby boomer--till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin Splish Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash 4. Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help from Depends 5. Roberta Flack The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 6. Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now 7.
  3. Digidave, Thanks. Got it back.
  4. Don't know how I did it. The size of the three icons, in the upper right, of the Titlebar were reduced. What do I need to do to enlarge them. Yesterday and this morning, I searched Google and Microsoft, to no avail. Any and all help will be appreciated. TIA.
  5. Try below, if you trust the site. Firefox 1.0.2
  6. Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? > > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be President. > You can never be pregnant. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > The world is your urinal. > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is > just too icky. > You don't have to stop and think of which way
  7. Liz, Good reading. Back up Windows 98 Back up Windows XP
  8. Marty, If you use http://www.irfanview.com/ you could alter photos. Do you have it?
  9. Marty, I hope you don't mind my making the photo larger. Was straining my old eyes.
  10. Fw: Fond memories of our childhood... How did we survive? A repeat worth repeating.... TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested. We rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it,
  11. Hey mac, You got your wish. From a macmarauder to a macmarauder.
  12. irregularjoe, FYI. Google does't know it: Your search - DVDirect DVD RecorderVRDVC20 - did not match any documents. Suggestions: - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. - Try more general keywords. - Try fewer keywords
  13. Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his stepmother. Men just never learn.
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    Hey Kasey, You need to click on"Close all Tags", to finish the code. See below. Is that what you wanted to do? HI I'm Kasey
  15. Wonder if marty heard about this???
  16. Hey jimras, Try this. From the Start menu, choose Run. Type 'services.msc' and hit Enter. Scroll down until you see Security Center. Double-click it. Set the Startup box to Enabled. Click OK.
  17. And Handplane, you're a smartypants. Hey Liz, Is this a compliment or an insult?
  18. Hey bozo, I think she is responsible. Photo of MOTHER NATURE!!! And she uses a computer to do it.
  19. Marty, Tis funny. Sent to two friends.
  20. I think we are a CAUTION LIGHT on the road of knowledge!!!