handplane

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  1. For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I have found the real reason: I'm overworked. Here's why... The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces busy liberating the opressed and keepin
  2. Hi Danny, Good of you to do this.
  3. With Snaxe tip you don't have do all that. Use right click, select copy image location. Go to reply page, click img tool, then paste ( ctrl V ) and there's the image. Remember this is for images on the web and not for photos, in my pictures.
  4. Thanks snaxe. That did it. Sample below.
  5. I should of said to C/P an image. In ie can go to an image on the web, right click it, hit copy, go to a reply page of a forum, right click the page and hit paste and have the image posted. In firefox, can right click, copy but don't have paste to post image. Am I missing something?
  6. I do it with ie. Can it be done in firefox? If the answer is yes. My next question is how? TIA
  7. handplane

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    IVAN. The damn storm is back. Can you believe this s**t?????
  8. handplane

    About U?

    Good luck in your quest for work. BTW, I'm retired.
  9. handplane

    Handplane

    Thanks. Need someone to look out for me.
  10. I should be so lucky!!!!! One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady (Debbie Johnson) from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
  11. Don't forget to use MATEY also. Aye Matey.
  12. handplane

    Hey Chappy!

    It's always good to see a former CFH member aboard.
  13. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The ve
  14. For all the boys and girls who grew up in the country. > Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. > They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated > it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the > winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was > sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined > that one day he would push that outhouse into the > creek. > One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so > the little boy decided today was the day to push the > outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and > started pus
  15. FYI, Sygate, for one, uses "Whois".
  16. Have you seen This. Found it with a google search. Hope it can help you!!
  17. Does anyone know how to get in touch with flatiron__2? He lives in Alabama and Ivan tore thru there with vengeance. Sent him a PM Thursday night and haven't heard back from him. Concerned for his welfare.
  18. This morning--from a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next. It's getting ugly.
  19. Thanks for the heads up.
  20. bar5, Do you mean like this? Read the PM , I sent to you.