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    Men

    Here's the ultimate for roast pig COUCHON DE LAIT.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    facebuster
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    Interesting Times

    Sorry to hear about all the troubles you guys are having. Stay safe and keep us up to date.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    divorce
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    Happy Birthday Garmanma!

    Happy Birthday.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    trouble
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    Jeff (#24)
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    General Anthony C. McAuliffe
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    Macambridge (actress)
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    Spammer Arrested

    One of world's top ten spammers arrested Associated Press Reporting A 27-year-old man described as one of the world's most prolific spammers has been arrested in Seattle. As a result, federal authorities say computer users across the Web could notice a decrease in the amount of junk e-mail. Robert Soloway is accused of using networks of compromised ``zombie'' computers to send out millions upon millions of spam e-mails. A senior director of Microsoft's Worldwide Internet Safety Programs describes Soloway as `` one of the top ten spammers in the world.'' A federal grand jury last week returned a 35-count indictment against Soloway charging him with mail fraud, wire fraud, e-mail fraud, aggravated identity theft and money laundering. Soloway has pleaded not guilty to all charges. He remains in federal detention pending a hearing Monday.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    Meshilem Meier Weisenfreund (birth name)
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    Bomber
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    Flying Fortress
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    Got One Too

    GOT ONE TOO A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in an Arkansas licensed Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.." "I got one too... see?" the Texan says. "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan. "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. ======================= (It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.) ======================= The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls. "The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT ?!!!
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    Sign Of The Times

    Do you feel this way?
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    beyond what is ordinary
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    the masses
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    Happy Birthday Lcplmurphy And Cherokeechief

    Happy Birthday.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    expensive
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    hatmaker
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Digital Radio Oldies WMJJ Birmingham, Al.
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    Word Association Thread Part V

    god father
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    Happy Birthday, Martint!

    Happy Birthday.