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  1. handplane

    Gmail

    And I have 4 to offer. All gone.
  2. Let's make it 2 votes for IrfanView.
  3. handplane

    Gmail

    Thanks JSKY, Got the Gmail account this morning.
  4. Hey WiredMonkey, Is this what you were making reference to: Besttechie Posted on: Aug 27 2004, 10:59 AM Replies: 18 Views: 165 Hi Everyone, I think the minute wait feature is stupid and I don't ever plan on using it. B
  5. Flood control is enabled on this board, please wait 30 seconds before replying or posting a new topic OH NO!!! Say it aint so.
  6. handplane

    Hello

    Hey home boy, Good to see ya.
  7. The best of TTV and CFH was when they educated me and expanded my knowlede of the computer. Not to proud to say, to this day, that's an ongoing process.
  8. Dr. Visit > > I went into my proctologist's office for my first > rectal exam. > His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room > and told me to get undressed and have a seat > until the doctor could see me. > She said that he would only be a few minutes. > > After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. > While waiting I observed that there were three items > on a stand next to the exam table: > ^a Tube of K-Y jelly; ^^ a rubber glove; ^^^and a > beer. > > When the doctor finally came in I said, > "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first > exam. > I know what the K-Y is for, > and I know what the glove is for, > but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" > > At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and > stormed > over to the door. > He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... > > Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!! > I said a BUTT LIGHT
  9. Now that is good news.
  10. Hey tg1911 Just for you. All the Boudreaux and Thibodeaux you can stand!!!!
  11. Hey tg1911, I was thinking about you when I made the post.
  12. CabDad, Good for you. Wish you all the best. Admire you for having the guts to go back to school.
  13. One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the house, then she saw it float far out into the front yard then float back to the house. It kept floating away from the house then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux "Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husban, I tole dat jackass he gonna cut the grass today, come hell or high water."
  14. I agree with you. It's been said many times, Google is your friend.
  15. Here's her site: Jokers Don't know what happen. Do miss her.
  16. JSKY, Love it. Can't wait to show the cat to the wife. Just as I thought she loves the cat.
  17. Heycowsgonemadd3, I think tg1911 covered the subject for me. Thanks tg1911. When I'm not on the computer, I do woodworking. Thus handplane, one of the many tools I use. Hey suwannee24, Those are two of my favorite things to also, fish and pull for Jeff Gordon.
  18. Subject: John Kerry is a saint." Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it. Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
  19. handplane

    G4 Techtv

    Thanks for the info.
  20. Hey b and crew, Was there a technical problem this morning? Tried to get on around 6:30 am (cst) and got "page can not be displayed" etc. Not bitching, just curious!!
  21. Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on... > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table > > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything > > inside them is color coded." > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order." > > The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. > > Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the > > end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all > > wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no > > heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are > > interchangeable." > >