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  1. -3 New Messages Like marty's problem with the -2 New Messages, I now show -3 New Messages. I'm not Blocking any PM's and it's not the dot between My Friends and New Messages. Unable to delete the -3 New Messages What is going on?
  2. Do you think the hunting dog joins him in the pool? Why not? Here you go!!!!!
  3. 2 oz vodka 3/4 glass orange juice blackberry schnapps Mix vodka and orange juice togeher in an old-fashioned glass. Add blackberry schnapps, ice cubes, and serve.
  4. marty, Go to MY CONTROLS On left, go to PM BLOCK LIST Under options ON right, CLICK delete for each name
  5. The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world. Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycles, eh?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal about inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!" "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
  6. water (Dead Sea, Red Sea, Indian Ocean)