tg1911

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  1. Wishing you the best of luck, JeffroTa.
  2. 6 is definitely an "OUCH!".
  3. Here's a good resource for anything video: VideoHelp.com
  4. A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get married She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around
  5. This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny.........you gotta love it!!! NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one that will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and w
  6. Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Thibodeaux. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Clotile. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Boudreaux sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
  7. Cloudy, some wind, nothing serious. Typical summer day. Didn't even get enough rain to register in the gage.
  8. I just heard that there are 370,000 customers in SE LA without electricity. I imagine handplane is one of them. No estimates yet, as to when power will be restored.
  9. Yo have to host it on a photo hosting site like Photobucket, ImageShack, etc, ... I use Photobucket. It's free to sign up. Here's the link: http://photobucket.com/ Here's how to host your picture: After you log in to Photobucket, there should be a screen that says "Add Pictures". Click the "Browse" button. Then navigate to the picture on your harddrive, that you want to add, click it, then click "Open". Then click the "Submit" button. Your picture will begin uploading to Photobucket. When it's through, your picture will be displayed on the page, with different ways to display it (Url, Tag, Img
  10. They're IDIOTS, plain and simple. No big mystery.
  11. Barb, I don't think I'll have too much to worry about. I'm farther west than handplane. Probably just get some wind, and a lot of rain. handplane's the one I'm worried about, he's a lot closer to it. I imagine he'll be without power for a while, at least. Just have to wait, and see.
  12. Must haves: BBCode - Adds a context menu for easy access to BBCODE formating in PHBB Forums IE View - Adds "View page in Internet Explorer" links to the content and link context menu. Handy for previewing pages in IE, loading up IE-only pages when you run across them in Mozilla, etc.
  13. Take care handplane, this thing is packing huricane force winds 100+ miles from the center. We're just now starting to get some of the showers, from the outer bands. Nothing serious. Good luck buddy.
  14. marty, You have to host the image you want to use on Photobucket, or a similar site. Once you do that, copy the link with the Img tag, and paste it into your post here. That will show the image in your post.