garmanma

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  1. And I still have figured out what all of the buttons do
  2. Wishing you and yours only the very best
  3. Happy Birthday Sorry I'm late Happy Holidays
  4. I'm glad everything turned out for the best Pandy, over at BC said to tell you hello and she's glad it didn't turn out to be serious
  5. I also wish you nothing but good luck and hope it is a short stay May all of the IV needles be sharp ones
  6. Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY with many more to come
  7. Happy Thanksgiving to all that are celebrating The house is starting to smell good already
  8. I add Happy Birthday wishes as well
  9. Definitely strange https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=468562
  10. Microsoft Ad Campaign Crashing Nation's Televisions http://www.theonion.com/content/news/microsoft_ad_campaign_crashing :lol:
  11. Wasn't real sure where to post Please move it to where you see fit http://www.malwarebytes.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=29681
  12. 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be the right number. 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap. 15. Be careful about reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies ! 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo. 19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead! Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind. And the ones that mind, don't matter. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
  13. garmanma

    Hi there :)

    Hello Thomas Good to see you out and about
  14. garmanma

    Hijack This

    One of the project managers for HJT has contacted Bleeping Computer saying that they are revamping it and asking for suggestions He was pretty gung-ho for a while but I haven't seen much of him lately
  15. garmanma

    Drew's World

    It's problems on his end Just got a note from him and he's on the road at the moment
  16. Late as always HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  17. garmanma

    Drew's World

    He's probably having server problems and doesn't know it. He has been real busy for a while. Plus he had his grandson for a month The last time I talked to him (about 2 weeks) his mother in law just died
  18. Late to the party also. Hope it was a good one HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  19. A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
  20. A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' -------------- Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' --------------- A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' ---------- A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, .. I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.' ---------------- Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine? ------------ Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware . ------------' Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked t o find her house ransac ked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman! _________________________
  21. A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. How much will you charge me?" The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus."