Flatiron

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  1. ya but i do remember a certain NZ'er getting a bit twisted about it.. just kidding marty... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep, Marty didn't like them at all! (No offense Marty! ) I got a kick out of them too..
  2. As noted already, no apology needed. You were just looking out for the members. I thank you and support you!
  3. This is in my sig > Visit this site and see how our nation's foundation was built around Christianity and how we are loosing touch with out roots. FORSAKEN ROOTS
  4. I noticed that little earlier. Welcome Goliath!
  5. 1. LIFT Both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
  6. Good to see you back CabDad and are getting better! Listen to the Doc.. My Dad has had 2 bypass surgerys, 1st one in 85 and the other 3 years ago. He's 74 and doing pretty good. You Take Care!
  7. Happy B-Day Preston! This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24
  8. J/K, I'll get a real pic as soon as I can.
  9. A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign " Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference i
  10. I Never doubted you to start with Dave! Thanks for letting us All know. It's going to be a really mad house over there now(but it was already)!
  11. I know that I don't hang out here much any more, but I would like for parents and others to know about this if you don't already. I got this in an email from a friend today. If you have children or grandchildren, PLEASE read this officer's story carefully. You can also verify the story at http://www.snopes.com/toxins/dustoff.asp Dust Off (or a variant of the product) is available everywhere there's a computer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- First IM going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a
  12. Sorry if this has been posted.. 10 year-old Pakistani girl is likely the youngest certified Microsoft expert: In smarts, she's a perfect 10
  13. Dennis didn't get as bad as they thought it would here. Power as been out since 2 PM, just came back on. Folks NNW are getting hit hard now. Thanks all!
  14. I'm in it's path, almost. Anyone else? I live rigtht above Dothan, Al. Ozark See the Radar AccuWeather.com - State Radar - AL Weather Radar The winds are getting stronger and has been raining a lot! Not sure how long the power will stay on.
  15. Here's a few links. Sasser author gets suspended sentence | CNET News.com Slashdot | German Youth Convicted for Sasser Worm Sasser suspect walks free | The Register Also Sasser virus informants get $250k reward :: Hack In The Box :: Keeping Knowledge Free
  16. I voted..... hmmmm, interesting!
  17. Howdy diaperbaby! I remember you, but ya might not remember me though.
  18. I'll respond here as well. Psalms 6 A Prayer for Mercy in Time of Trouble God Bless!
  19. Happy Birthday Tyme! Hang in there!
  20. I just tied ya Barb! 89 1/2 I was gonna get a screenshot and clicked on the screen not thinking and he jumped back up the ladder
  21. Welcome Mandy! Enjoy!
  22. Some may have seen this before, but when you have nothing to do It'll pass the time and it's kinda funny I Hate That Crazy Frog
  23. An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path h