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Last Active: Apr 11 2013 08:01 AM
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Birthday: March 2
Gender: Male
Location: Phoenix aka Hell
Interests: Food, art, and 'puters.

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System: Building a Windoze7 desk top (for the last two years)
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Operating System: Win XP.......Fedora......and a 98 in the closet.

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In Topic: The Toilet seat

11 April 2013 - 07:59 AM

Peaches, on 24 February 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:
THE TOILET SEAT

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks

to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to

doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take

care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting

in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,

she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her

to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.

Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her

to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study

how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......

I just never saw one mounted and framed."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
In Topic: Dying Priest's Last Request

11 April 2013 - 07:55 AM

Try substituting "Dick and Dubya". Still wouldn't be funny, but at least it would be factually accurate. :-)
In Topic: Marshall "Marsh_0x" Keintz

11 April 2013 - 07:26 AM

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In Topic: Marshall "Marsh_0x" Keintz

11 April 2013 - 07:21 AM

Sooooooooo sad. Seems like every time I check into BT another old friend has met the BIG BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!I will miss him lots.Many more from our generation will be departing early thanks to being poisoned by their government. But we will continue to fight for you, Marsh. History will not be swept under the rug. Your friend,Joe
In Topic: Hacker admits he did it

11 April 2013 - 07:04 AM

flashh4, on 09 April 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:
Hacker admits to attacks on Sony, Nintendo, Arizona State Police

I wonder why they picked AZ State Cops? They are DEFINITELY not the NSA. Maybe an easy break in?