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- Location: Phoenix aka Hell
- Interests: Food, art, and 'puters.
Building a Windoze7 desk top (for the last two years)
- Operating System: Win XP.......Fedora......and a 98 in the closet.
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11 April 2013 - 07:59 AMTHE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks
to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to
doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting
in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,
she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the toilet seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.
Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her
to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
11 April 2013 - 07:55 AMTry substituting "Dick and Dubya". Still wouldn't be funny, but at least it would be factually accurate. :-)
11 April 2013 - 07:26 AMDeleted double post.
11 April 2013 - 07:21 AMSooooooooo sad. Seems like every time I check into BT another old friend has met the BIG BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!I will miss him lots.Many more from our generation will be departing early thanks to being poisoned by their government. But we will continue to fight for you, Marsh. History will not be swept under the rug. Your friend,Joe
11 April 2013 - 07:04 AMHacker admits to attacks on Sony, Nintendo, Arizona State Police
I wonder why they picked AZ State Cops? They are DEFINITELY not the NSA. Maybe an easy break in?