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### #1Peaches

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 01:21 AM

THE LAWS OF LIFE

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to
pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next
morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will start to move faster than the
one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room,

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of
the carpet/rug.

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you

Brown's Law

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a
product that you really like, they will stop
making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors' Law If you don't feel well,
make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the
time you get there you'll feel better. Don't
make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

### #2JDoors

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:18 AM

The ones that touched me today:

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to
pee.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a
product that you really like, they will stop
making it.

A corollary to Wilson's Law: As soon as you become engrossed in a new televisions series and tell all your friends to watch it, it will be cancelled.

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